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G-spot - 5 top tips

1 - Get In The Mood

It might sound silly but you can't just hit your G-spot and expect instant pleasure. Like many things, it's worth the wait. So, relax, take your time, enjoy some foreplay first - it's easier to find that knobbly, fleshy mound if you are already aroused. And it doesn't matter if you think you don't have a G-spot, as long as you're enjoying sensual sensations, then you or your partner is doing something right.

If you're getting anxious just stop, enjoy some kissing, cuddling and foreplay, use some lube and enjoy your whole body, not just your vagina.

2 - Try A Toy

Have you ever seen those vibrators that are curved at the top? They can be helpful in finding and stimulating the G-spot. Apply a little bit of lube on to the tip of the vibrator and insert it with the curved tip pointing up towards your belly, so that it finds the G-spot. Move it slowly around the G-spot but don't forget your clitoris, lips and breasts too.

If you're with your partner let him have a go, he might find it easier to stimulate you with the vibrator - then you can just lie back and let him do the hard work!

3 - Use Your Fingers

Whether you're doing it yourself or getting help from your partner the technique is the same. Add some lube to the middle and index fingers and slide them a couple of inches inside your vagina.

Start to make 'come here' motions against the front of your vaginal wall - like you're beckoning to someone. Your G-spot should feel different to the smooth walls of the rest of your vagina - it should be noticeably more bumpy and raised. The only way to really know if you're hitting the right spot is how it makes you feel.

Some women say they get a sudden urge to wee (which should pass), and others just feel instantly aroused. If nothing happens at first, try touching it in a different way, vary the speed, change the pressure from light, flicking motions to rubbing intensely, try circular movements and going side-to-side. You'll be surprised at how different they'll all make you feel.

4 - Get On Top

Tired of all that messing around? Just want to get down to it? Don't worry - it is possible to stimulate your G-spot while having sex and one of the best way to do it is by getting on top.

When you're in control you can angle his penis, shift and move around until you've got it just right and make sure you tell him when you have! Your fella can help you by tilting his pelvis as much as possible. Make sure you've done plenty of foreplay to start with because your G-spot is easier to stimulate when you're already aroused.

5 - Do It Doggy Style

Whatever your thoughts are on doggy-style, there's no denying that it's good for hitting your G-spot - and a perfect position to hide your belly!

The best way to feel the benefits are by getting your man to put his legs outside of yours and lean forward as he thrusts, tilting your bum upwards. This will help to angle his penis downwards, on a direct course to your G-spot!

Experiment with moving your legs closer together or further apart as different people are sensitive in different places.

By Louise O'Connell and Charlotte Gunn, all rights respected

How to find your G-spot

The G-spot is one of life's mysteries, much like the Loch Ness monster and the Holy Grail. Scientists and sexperts have been arguing over the G-spot for years but most now agree that for some women it does exist, and it can lead to amazing orgasms.

So here's how to find your G-spot and 5 great tips on how to use it - and don't worry if you don't think you have a G-spot because these tips will have you orgasming for England anyway!

What is it?

For those believers out there the G-spot is a super-sensitive area found inside the front wall of the vagina. When it's stimulated, like the clitoris, it can bring you to orgasm quicker than just penetrative sex.

Why's it so special?

Deborah Sundahl, expert on female ejaculation and author of Female Ejaculation and the G-spot says, ' The G-spot has a unique orgasm, which is different from the clitoris. This is due to the fact that the prostate has a different nerve (pelvic) than the clitoris (pudendal), and therefore the G-spot has a different orgasmic sensation. This feeling is one of deep, melting love, and women love it!'

Does every woman have one?

Well, the jury's still out on this one, sexpert Lou Paget says, 'Yes, the G-spot exists, but every woman is different. For some it's an off-the-wall experience and others feel nothing. In the same way that some women have especially sensitive nipples and others don't.'

Why do we have a G-spot?

Some medical evidence suggests that the G-spot has a purpose other than to make you feel really, really good! Sexpert Emily Dubberley, says, 'Some scientists believe the G-spot can help ease childbirth because when the G-spot is stimulated the pain threshold is increased by up to 84%.'

So if you're planning a baby any time soon, it could be worth investigating!

Can the G-spot give you a guaranteed orgasm?

'There's no such thing as a guaranteed orgasm,' says Emily, 'But knowing whether G-spot stimulation works for you is certainly a good thing - the better you know your body, the higher your chances of having an orgasm.'

Is it true the G-spot can make you ejaculate?

Recent research found that some women can ejaculate through sex, foreplay or by having their G-spot stimulated but it's different to the way men ejaculate - women do it before they orgasm. But don't get hung up on whether you are ejaculating or not. Sex and relationship psychologist Dr Petra Boynton says, 'Some men are convinced that if a woman doesn't ejaculate she hasn't had a 'good' orgasm. But this is often an idea that comes from porn and usually it's faked or it's just urine. If you're being made to feel inferior make it clear to him this isn't a turn on for you, instead show him what does work.'

How do I find my G-spot?

There's no harm in having a feel around yourself to see if you can find it.

Inside the vagina there's a small patch of ridged, knobbly tissue about 2 1/2 - 5 cms. It's on the front wall of the vagina, so if you're lying on your back and you can feel it with your fingers, they would be pointing up to the ceiling rather than down to the floor. You should notice a rougher patch of skin in comparison to the smooth areas either side - bingo! You've found it.

Or try this tip from Lou Paget:
'Rather than lying on a bed it may be easier to be squat down and feel inside of yourself, but make sure you're a bit aroused first. Women's fingers can sometimes be too small or short to reach inside so a G-spot toy or a partner's fingers might find it more easily.'

'It is possible to actually sit down in front of a big mirror on the floor, spread the labia lips, push out with the vaginal muscles and see the G-spot!' says Deborah Sundahl. 'You can see the ridges. I advise all women to take a look and get acquainted with this lovely female organ.'

I can't feel anything!

Don't worry, you're completely normal. Dr Petra says, 'You're not superior if you have a part of your vagina that feels good when touched, and you're not abnormal if you don't get turned on by having the G-spot/area stimulated - we're all different. And don't forget the other areas of the body that turn you on.'

Oh! Yes, I've found it - now what do I do?

Why not read the authors G Spot Tips?

This article was originally written by By Louise O'Connell and Charlotte Gunn, all rights respected.

How to Experiment With Sexual Positions for Deep Penetration

Experimenting with sex can be a wonderful experience for both parties, as long as you are both open about what you want and don't want. Here's how to experiment with sexual positions for deep penetration.

      J Step 1

Try positions that put your bodies at sharp angles. A bent-over rear penetration will be much deeper than missionary.

 

J Step 2

Try woman-on-top positions. These let the woman control the depth of penetration, and it can be quite deep.

 

J Step 3

Try a variety of rear-entry positions, which are often deeper than front entry.

 

J Step 4

Play around with different positions to find just the angle that suits your mood. Sometimes tiny adjustments in position can change the sensation entirely.

 

J Step 5

Use lots of foreplay and start with other positions before you go deep. Deep penetration will be most enjoyable for you both when the woman is very aroused and lubricated.

 

Tips & Warnings

• Keep communicating with your partner, and stop if either of you feels any pain. The position might be too deep or the groin area might be too dry. Water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly or Astroglide can help reduce friction and ease entry.
• Always use a condom for protection against unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.

Kinky Sex Positions

Kinky Sex Positions          

                                     

The Backstairs Boogie -- Kneel in front of your partner at the landing of a staircase, both of you facing the stairs, your bodies meshed tightly. While you reach up and hold on to each side of the staircase for support (or to the stairs themselves), he holds your hips and penetrates you from behind.

 

G-Spot Jammer -- The woman lays on her side in an L shaped position. The man also lays on his side, his head towards her feet. He enters her, and she can stabilize herself by placing her feet on his shoulder or neck. You get great penetration, not to mention good G-Spot contact.

 

The Bridge -- The woman needs to lean into and arch,(start off the ground or bend the back)she needs to be supple! The man then grasps the hips and enters her, this is a slow motion position don't go too fast!

 

Float Your Boat -- This would take place in a whirl pool or the shallow end of a pool. The woman lies on her back and has to stay afloat while the man straddles her legs and penetrates.

 

The Wheelbarrow -- The woman should rest her arms on a chair while the man lifts her legs and supports her while she wraps her legs around him. He should then proceed. This is very similar to the Upside-Down, yet involves the use of a chair.

 

Planning Assistant -- Both man and woman lie on their backs, with woman on top of man. This allows for deep penetration when the woman arches her back away from the man, and makes both breast and clitoral stimulation quite easy. Both partners can stay parallel to one another, or may gradually move around so that they are "crossing" one another, at a 90-degree angle or so.

 

Upside Down -- The woman lays on her back and allows the man to enter her. She then wraps her legs around him as he lifts her up. She should hold onto him with her legs. She puts her hands on the floor as if she is doing a hand stand. He then proceeds.

 

Head to Toe -- The man should lie flat on his back with his legs spread and allow the woman to lower herself onto his penis, facing him. She then leans backwards, with her legs to his side and toes pointing towards his head. Both partners should be looking at the ceiling. In this position, the partners cannot see each other and must rely on their sense of touch. Neither partner has the ability to move much which focuses attention to the genitals.

 

Cuissade -- The woman should lie on her back with her legs to her side at a 90° angle. With the man at her side, she should raise the leg nearest to him and allow him to enter from under her thigh, (the "cuisse" in French, thus the meaning behind the name). His nearest leg should cross her body. The woman can use her thigh to control the depth of penetration, making it more exciting or intimate. This position allows the couple to be close and hold each other and kiss if they so desire.

 

Cross -- The woman should lie flat on the bed and open her legs to allow the man to enter her. The man should lie diagonally across the woman and rock gently from side to side after penetration. The woman can use her hands to control his movements and guide him. This position works with either the man or woman on top.

What are condoms made from

Before we get any further, understand that doctors say that only latex condoms can help in preventing STD's; other materials are porous enough to let the diseases through.

In choosing a condom, the first question we must ask is what is it made from...

Latex--

Latex is the most popular material used for condoms; it is also the safest when it comes to disease prevention. Latex is a type of rubber that is composed of very small pores that prevent sperm and viruses, such as HIV, getting through. While latex proves to be the most popular, it is also very susceptible to breakage if the conditions are right...it is important to use a water-based lubricant when using these types of condoms. Note of caution: Oil-based lubricants will destroy latex condoms, thus making them ineffective. DO NOT USE OIL-BASED LUBRICANTS WITH LATEX.
Animal Membrane--

Excuse me? Yes, we said animal membranes. These types of condoms use the linings from animals stomachs or intestines as a sheath. Condoms made from animal membranes were the first type to be used, yet have fallen out of favor as they are too porous to prevent transmission of AIDS and other STD's. We recommend using this type of condom if, and only, if you are in a monogamous relationship, and both of you have been tested for STD's.

Polyurethane--

A type of plastic that is almost twice as strong as latex, polyurethane is great for people who are allergic to latex, yet still want the level of protection that it provides. This type of condom can be made very thin, has no odor or taste and also retains more heat than latex (thus increasing sensation).

Different types of condoms

So there you are standing in the drugstore in front of a huge row of condoms. The last thing you want to do is market research or be seen standing there. As if choosing a brand wasn't hard enough, now you are expected to decided between lubricated and non-lubricated, ribbed or not! Well, here is everything you need to know when it comes to picking out condoms...

You must first decide whether or not you want lubricants. Generally, there are 3 ways to go:

Lubricated
Lubricated condoms are the end-all-be-all of condoms. This type has been around since condoms were invented and are the easiest to use. There are two types of lubricants used in these condoms: silicone-based and water-based. Condoms with a water-based lubricant can often feel sticky and the water can evaporate quickly. Stick to the silicone-based for simplicity.

Non-Lubricated
Some people prefer non-lubricated condoms and will use products such as Astroglide or other bottle lubricants. In this case, make sure you always use a water or silicone based lubricant with latex condoms. DO NOT USE OIL-BASED LUBRICANTS! (Such as baby oil, Vaseline, etc.) They will destroy the latex and make the condom worthless.

Spermicide
Spermicide works as a second form of birth control when used with condoms; it kills the sperm and prevents them from fertilizing an egg should they escape the condom. Some brands of condoms are available with spermicide already on the condom others you have to purchase separately. The most commonly used type of spermicide is Nonoxynol-9.

Desensitizing
The curse of pre-mature ejaculation is a plague on all men, no longer subjecting itself only tp the likes of teen age boys and first time condom users. If you, or your man, is lacking in the endurance department then the desensentizing condom is the answer to your sexual quandries. Desiged with a mild numbing agent, desensitizing condoms prolong climax and extend your pleasures till the wee cracks of dawn, and beyond!

Shaped or Contoured
Most people don't like wearing a condom, that is a common fact. Condom companies realize this and have created several types that are shaped and contoured to help increase sensation. These types vary from brand to brand, however the general concept is to provide more (or less) headroom for the penis thus creating more friction over the sensitive nerve endings.

Large v. Small
Not all penises are the same size. When choosing a size for a condom, be honest because a condom that is too big will simply slide off and provide no protection, while a condom that is too small is likely to break. Condom companies are referring to the diameter of the condom when determining size.

Long v. Short
As if size in one direction wasn't enough, condom makers also have long and short condoms as well as those with more headroom. Condoms with extra headroom provide added sensation due to the material rubbing the over the nerve endings in the head of the penis. Be careful in purchasing short condoms, however, as a short condom will not be able to catch as much "love juice" and could result in spillage.

Finally, we must decide between colors, flavors and textures:

Colors
Latex is naturally a milky-white color; for those of you that want to add a little adventure to your fun, condom makers have created colored condoms. Colored condoms provide the same amount of protection as plain ones provided that they are still made out of latex.

Flavors
Most people don't know that HIV and Herpes can be passed through oral sex. Knowing this, most doctors agree that it is necessary to use protection when performing this act; to make this a little more palatable, condom companies have created flavored condoms. Note of caution: make sure to change condoms when switching between oral sex and other types as teeth may have caused tiny little snags and tears in the condom.

Glow in the Dark
There's nothing more romantic than the incandescent shine of a glowing penis! Glow in the dark condoms have been merely novelty items for years, until now. After years of grueling lab work and breath-taking advances in condom technology there's finally a model approved for actual intercourse. Turn down your lights and turn up the excitement with glow in the dark condoms. .

Textured
Ok, now you have tried the basic condoms and now you want a little something extra. Textured condoms range from those designed to give the non-condom wearing partner sensation to those which provide both with a great feeling.

Or how about letting the woman be in charge?

Female
Female condoms are the newest addition to the condom world. Unlike traditional condoms, a female condom is designed to fit inside a woman instead of outside a man, resulting in a unique yet exciting new feeling.

20 Sex tips for men

Lots of tips and all very usefull

DR THOMAS STUTTAFORD

1 Men aren’t irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don’t, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat.

2 Teeth are as important as the groin and armpits. Don’t forget to brush them after your bath. When kissing a girl, or even sitting close to her, she won’t want to smell your bad breath or notice salad between your teeth any more than she’ll want to smell yesterday’s sweat.

3 Avoid a heavy meal before sex. Oysters and asparagus are assumed to be aphrodisiacs, but this is only because of visual or olfactory associations. Champagne is a better bet, but choose a less acidic one, lest exotic Kama Sutra-style acts cause indigestion.

4 Be careful with drink. We all know drinking increases a man’s desire but decreases his ability, but not everyone realises it also affects a woman’s sexual response. More than two or three drinks and some women may be loving but physiologically limited.

5 Any penile discharge or sore, however apparently trivial, means that sex is out. Chlamydia in the male may be almost symptom-free. It may show only as a mild inflammation of the end of the penis, so that the lips are stuck together in the morning.

6 Always use a condom with a new partner, even if she seems as innocent as a nun. Regular partners should still have chlamydia and blood tests.

7 Men fear judgment, whether by colleagues in the office, teammates in the changing room or, above all, by a new girlfriend. Penis size can worry some men. Remember that someone’s penis always looks smaller to the owner than to an onlooker. Women may prefer a medium-size but thick penis but, if a lover is attentive, even if offering a button rather than a baton, it won’t matter.

8 Don’t rush into sex and focus attention immediately on the genitalia. Take it slowly. Learn to massage. This can easily shade into great foreplay, especially if your partner is tired or stressed. Use plenty of lubrication.

9 Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don’t neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

10 Both sexes have off days. Most men occasionally have poor or tardy erections and even fit, athletic, overenthusiastic men, as well as the inexperienced and anxious, may suffer premature ejaculation.

Dr Thomas Stuttaford, the Times doctor, spent many years working in a genitourinary clinic

SUZI GODSON

1 There’s no substitute for excitement. The range of lubricants on the market can add slip and slide, but should never be used as a short cut.

2 There’s more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

3 Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

4 Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

5 Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman’s sexual excitement plummet.

6 Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn’t make you a stud muffin. It does make the vagina numb and sore.

7 Don’t assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God’s sake tell her.

8 Be polite. Never nudge your partner’s head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don’t thrust into your partner’s mouth, don’t hold the side of her head – and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

9 Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance that you will have sex.

10 Remember to take your socks off.

Suzi Godson is the author of The Sex Book (Cassell, £16.99) and The Body Bible (Penguin, £16.99)

Lubricants and there different types

Lubricants can be divided into 4 categories:

Water-Based-- This is pretty self-explanatory here, water-based lubricants are composed of water and glycerin. They can be sticky and the water tends to evaporate quickly, so make sure you have some extra lube handy.

Silicone-Based-- Most condoms that come already lubricated, use a silicone-based lubricant. This type, like the water-based, is safe to use with all types of condoms, yet won't evaporate like water does. This type of lubricant can be easily cleaned up with soap and water.

Oil-Based-- Note of caution: Oil-based lubricants will destroy latex condoms, thus making them ineffective. DO NOT USE OIL-BASED LUBRICANTS WITH LATEX CONDOMS. Baby oil, lotion, and Vaseline are all types of oil-based lubricants and will eat through latex in no time. These are much slicker than other types of lubricants and will help soften the skin. With the creation of polyurethane condoms, oil-based lubricants have reappeared on the market.

Flavored-- Flavored lubricants are a quick and easy way to spice up your love life. For those people who complain about taste, here is the answer. Flavored lubricants are generally water-based and some contain sugar.

5 sex tips to boost your mmmm

It's important to remember that sex should be fun, so a lot of these sex tips are to help you introduce some laughs into your bedroom, rather than turn you into the Kama Sutra couple.

Psst! Just a quick warning that some of the following sex tips might be a bit adult for your kids, so be careful!

1. Be confident
It's the sexiest thing any woman can do to turn on her man - take control and be sure about what you want and how you want it done.

2. Enjoy each other's bodies
Give each other compliments, pay special attention to a person's less favourite bits, make them feel desired and sexy. Body confidence is sexual gold!

3. Talk.
Tell your partner what you're enjoying and why, even what could be done to make the sex better; faster slower etc.. The sure-fire way to better sex time and time again!

4. Engage in foreplay
It's easy to forget that foreplay is all part of your sex life. Make sure you have enough foreplay with your partner until you're both ready for intercourse. Prolong it by putting your clothes on, go out for a drink or a meal. Keep the evening going on as long as you can until you have to run home for the most intense sex ever!

5. Surprise your partner
Put on some sexy lingerie one evening after work and wait for him. Don't let him touch you, dominate and lead him to the bedroom.

Sex Trivia

> · The world’s oldest dildo was found in Pakistan and is of pre-Hindu origin dating back to 4000BC.

> · The first nipple rings, called bosom rings, appeared in Victorian Europe in the 1890's. They became fashionable among woman who often wore them joined together by a small gold chain.

> · The longest daisy chain is thought to have been at one of Emperor Tiberius's orgies, it was estimated at 30.

> · The earliest breast implants were done in the 1940's by Japanese prostitutes hoping to entice the American GI's. They injected their breasts with liquid silicon.

> · The largest pornography collection in the world is located at The Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. It contains 80,000 pornographic books and at least 150,000 movies.

> · The least expensive prostitutes in the world are the Petrapole people who live on the border of Bangladesh. They charge as little as 10 rupees, which is the equivalent of $0.28.

> · The most profitable porno film of all time, Deep Throat, took in $100 million.

> · The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.

> · Super-lover Casanova (1725-1798) used condoms to protect himself from disease and to avoid getting his lovers pregnant. They were made from animal guts and tied in place with a pink ribbon!

> · Demetrius Poliorcetes, King of Macedonia, paid Lamia, a Greek courtesan 250 talents for sex. He made the people of his city raise the money. 250 talents is the equivalent of $64.9 million which means Lamia was the most expensive prostitute of all time.

> · Although it only takes one sperm to fertilize an egg, a man whose ejaculate yields less than 35 million sperm is considered infertile.

> · Sex change operations have been legal since 1952 when a young GI, George Jorgensen, managed to persuade a German surgeon to perform a total castration on him.

> · King Fatafehi Paulah of Tonga proclaimed it was his royal duty to take the virginity of every woman in his kingdom, it is estimated that he deflowered 37,800 during his lifetime. He never slept with the same woman twice.

> · In Paris in 1977, microsurgeons managed to sew back the penis and testicles of a young man who had castrated himself in a schizoid fit. Apart from being sterile, the patient was later capable of a normal sex life.

> · Some tribes in Africa and in Polynesia have practiced semi-castration- the removal of one testicle.

> · The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. However, although no official records exist, a man can have much more.

> · The greatest gathering of streakers occurred during a mass streaking event on April 21, 1998 organized by the University of Michigan, at which occasion a crowd of an estimated 1,500 people piled up their clothes and run for a mile. This mass streaking event is organized annually by the University in order to uphold the ever fine academic traditions.

> · The best known penis in the world is probably the one belonging to John Curtis Holmes (1944-1988), whose penis when in erection measured a stunning 12" (30.5 cm)!

> · Some of the largest breasts ever recorded figure in the book "Human Oddities" by Martin Monestier. The weight of each breast of the woman he mentions in the book is 44 pounds (19.8 kg) while their circumference is 33" (83.82 cm).

> · The Amazons believe that lame men made the best lovers and consequently used to break the legs of their male captives.

> · Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles (120.675 km). The more intense the sex, the more calories are burnt: up to 10,000 calories annually.

> · The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.

> · In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

> · It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.

> · In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.

> · In Guam there are men whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

> · Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

> · French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.

> · Couples attempting to conceive average five and one-half months of unprotected intercourse before succeeding.

> · The youngest grandmother on record was a Nigerian called Mum Zi, she gave birth to her daughter at the age of 8 and her daughter gave birth to Mum Zi's granddaughter at the age of 8, when Mum Zi was just 17.